Yes, I Am THAT Mother

Messages between me and my eldest child.  He is 24.  I am obviously way too involved in his life.

Max : Don't worry about me today.
me: i worry about you everyday
me: but I assume that means you're staying late
Max : Yes.
me: so I won't worry about that
Max : Kay.
me: I only have one question, son
me: Do you have on clean underwear?
Max : Yes.
me: Thank you and enjoy your evening.
Max : You too.

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The fact that he answered the question is only slightly less disturbing than the fact that I asked it in the first place.  We have dysfunction written on our foreheads.  Or something like that.